by Darin O January 11, 2008
Get the umphreak mug.Umphreak (noun): generally, a fan of the progjam band Umphrey's McGee.
When in reference to a male, refers to an Umphrey's fan, who most likely has an embarrassing past history with acne and Rush or, worse yet, Dream Theater. Has since moved on to appreciate musical composition, has garnered respect for jazz, and now washes more regularly with soap.
When in reference to a female, refers to the rare girl with an advanced musical taste, a penchant for stimulating drugs and the inclination to sleep with anyone who knows the words to All Things Ninja. Will shake her ass to the 40's Theme after drinking.
When in reference to a male, refers to an Umphrey's fan, who most likely has an embarrassing past history with acne and Rush or, worse yet, Dream Theater. Has since moved on to appreciate musical composition, has garnered respect for jazz, and now washes more regularly with soap.
When in reference to a female, refers to the rare girl with an advanced musical taste, a penchant for stimulating drugs and the inclination to sleep with anyone who knows the words to All Things Ninja. Will shake her ass to the 40's Theme after drinking.
Parent 1: My son sure does enjoy listening to Umphrey's McGee with your daughter. Reminds me of when my wife and I would listen to Emerson, Lake and Palmer and Pink Floyd.
Parent 2: Yes, but I doubt you ever humped your wife in rhythm to all the time signatures in Conduit like those two Umphreaks.
Parent 2: Yes, but I doubt you ever humped your wife in rhythm to all the time signatures in Conduit like those two Umphreaks.
by vomitusmaximus August 17, 2011
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A cross between an umpire and a referee. Universal term that may be used to describe the person officiating a sports event.
1. Wow, that umpiree sure just made a bad call. He better be a strong man, to withstand the backlash from these fans.
2. Why is everyone mad at the umpiree? (Asked by the person (woman) who is watching a sporting event that doesn't really understand all the intricacies of the game.)
Synonyms: Umpire, Ump, Referee, Ref, Blue
Antonym: Refire
Definition of REFIRE: An umpiree that continues to make bad calls.
"And I thought the umpiree of the last game was bad. Check out this Refire! He's blind, deaf, and dumb!"
2. Why is everyone mad at the umpiree? (Asked by the person (woman) who is watching a sporting event that doesn't really understand all the intricacies of the game.)
Synonyms: Umpire, Ump, Referee, Ref, Blue
Antonym: Refire
Definition of REFIRE: An umpiree that continues to make bad calls.
"And I thought the umpiree of the last game was bad. Check out this Refire! He's blind, deaf, and dumb!"
by GingerLibrarian May 22, 2013
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Get the Umphrey's McGee mug.Umprettysweet is a slang term that came about when me and my friend Don were playing driver2. It means what it says: Um... pretty sweet. Umprettysweet can also be abbreviated "UPS", thus the term "UPS guy".
"Tacos are Umprettysweet."
"These tacos are Umprettysweet."
"Those tacos are Umprettysweet."
"I am Umprettysweet."
"I AM UPS GUY, I OWN JOO!"
"These tacos are Umprettysweet."
"Those tacos are Umprettysweet."
"I am Umprettysweet."
"I AM UPS GUY, I OWN JOO!"
by Bobby Rain September 25, 2005
Get the Umprettysweet mug.A cute, short boy with golden-brown hair and dark eyes. Is usually very strange in a good way but never lets down a friend and can be serious when you need him to be. Can make a rock laugh very hard until it cries.
Girls tend to take advantage of him because he is so sweet and caring, but when the right girl stays with him, he treats her like a princess.
Usually has a best friend called Cate/Kate/Catherine/Kathryne who is also very strange, but extremely beautiful.
Girls tend to take advantage of him because he is so sweet and caring, but when the right girl stays with him, he treats her like a princess.
Usually has a best friend called Cate/Kate/Catherine/Kathryne who is also very strange, but extremely beautiful.
Girl 1: I can't believe you cheated on Umpie.
Girl 2: I know, Bruce SO wasn't worth it.
Guy 1: Umpie has a hot best friend
Guy 2: I know, I wish I was him!
Girl 2: I know, Bruce SO wasn't worth it.
Guy 1: Umpie has a hot best friend
Guy 2: I know, I wish I was him!
by Cutefeet February 12, 2010
Get the Umpie mug.The afl umpires are known for costing teams games
‘Geez, the umpires really lost us the game tonight’
‘Geez, the umpires really lost us the game tonight’
by Richmondrule April 17, 2022
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