by Fat_jucy_cock May 30, 2020
A stuttering, slobbering sack of narcissistic shit that when poked by the male of the species, runs yelping to lick Misshits taint. Loves attacking the female of the species in order to feel superior since it spent it’s entire youth locked in the basement by its own mother.
Brian Uly is a twatwaffle
by Brian’s Pappi May 21, 2022
O le tama uli: ua fai atu 'i le teine samoa, "sh! te fia fai itu'aiga?" Tali fo'i atu e le teine samoa i le tama uli: Alu 'ese Kae 'uli
Paraphrase~(The black man said to the samoan girl: "Hey Want to have sex?" The samoan girl replies: "Fuck off/go away negro" and then she throws a rock at his hea XP
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Paraphrase~(The black man said to the samoan girl: "Hey Want to have sex?" The samoan girl replies: "Fuck off/go away negro" and then she throws a rock at his hea XP
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by GutuTaufaifai May 30, 2017
by eryrlk February 23, 2022
Ulises is a kind, caring person who takes care of people he knows. Sometimes he might be emotional but most of the time he hides it. If he likes a girl he will try so hard to get with her and to stay with her, he likes to make the girl he likes laugh and he tries to make her day the best as he can. If an Ulises is your boyfriend/ friend you are very lucky and he is a trustful person. If you tell him a secret he will keep it and if you are in trouble he would try to back you up or help you out in anyway. Ulises is also a very handsome person, and tends to be a good kisser.
by Kitty locker October 21, 2019
Ulises is a born leader. Kind and considerate he makes for an excellent boss who treats others with the respect and dignity they deserve. He is a dedicated family man who will always be loyal to his wife and will do anything for the safety and well being of his children. A Ulises will be the best kind of friend you can have. If you're fortunate enough to befriend a Ulises make sure you do all you can to stay friends, because there is no other friend like a Ulises. Lastly, with a taste for the luxurious, a Ulises tends to own a Tesla. If so, hope you can get a ride to work every now and then.
Wow, you're friends with a Ulises, you are one lucky Mofo!
You have a Ulises as a boss, I am sooo jelly!
Is that a Ulises? It is, lets be friends with that guy!
Have you seen Ulises car? It drives by itself!
You have a Ulises as a boss, I am sooo jelly!
Is that a Ulises? It is, lets be friends with that guy!
Have you seen Ulises car? It drives by itself!
by TFG2016 September 28, 2016
Ulises is misjudge but his a really sweet guy and he is someone you can trust. Ulises is a funny guy whenever you are feeling down he will make you laugh with his weirdness, his favorite thing to do is to play a lot of soccer. Ulises has many friends who like him for his weirdness. When it comes to relationships Ulises isn't really good but he tries his best to be with the girl he loves, he would always make her happy and be there when she needs him. A lot of people misjudged him because of his peculiar personality but Ulises is an amazing guy you can hang around with at all times.
Ulises is something
by anniewoods July 08, 2018