telling stories

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.

Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.

by PsychoticSpirit January 9, 2016

tell me about it

A way of saying you agree with someone.

Tom: Man, what a rough day.
Tim: Tell me about it.

by TheForgottenSpark November 14, 2006

Tell me about that Africa Trip again...

When asked to do something that sounds rubbish.

Girl 1: Do you want to come over and play a board game?
Guy 1: Tell me about that Africa trip again...

by ClarendonLeamington May 1, 2010

let me tell you about homestuck

"Let me tell you about homestuck" is a joke about homestuck fans trying to tell normal people about homestuck.

Me :' Hey, let me tell you about homestuck'
Friend: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

by Homestuckislife.org October 25, 2017

do tell

do tell means Please tell me; I want to know; please tell me what you know.

Mary and James are breaking up? Do tell.

by abctutor14 March 18, 2014

I'm tellin' ya

i'm completely serious and/or quite positive of what i've just said.

"hey, that guy over there was just checking out your ass."
"yeah, right. come off it."
"i'm tellin' ya..."

by missanthropy February 15, 2006

tbell

Slang for Taco Bell a fast food resturante that serves cheap food and is frequented by kid when intoxicated.

We got ripped and went to tbell for dinner. It was sweet.

by That Man September 22, 2005