two and a bit

A deliberately vague response given when asked a question concerning numbers in some way or form. In most cases, an exact figure is requested.

It can be used in many scenarios, such as time, distance and mathematics.

Q: What time is it?
A: Two and a bit.

Q: How far is it to the beach?
A: Two and a bit.

Boss: How many widgets did we sell at month-end?
Employee: Two and a bit.

by LardBoy November 11, 2005

I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

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I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Two Bitches One Plate

Modern day: To kill two birds with one stone, two fish one worm, two loaves one oven etc…

I always watch Netflix or talk on the phone when I shower.. two bitches one plate my guy.

by Neighborhoodwatch May 21, 2021

two bite check

The act of checking on a table in a dining environment after all members of the table have eaten approximately two bites of their food. This is standard hospitality procedure.

Hey, can you please two bite check table 26 for me, the guy at cover one is a pretentious asshole and I can't bear the thought of going back there.

by nachoworm August 8, 2010

two bits

A US 25-cent coin, after the old Spanish coins that could be cut into eighths.

"Shave and a haircut, two bits."

by octopod November 23, 2003

electric two bits

the reverse motorboat. To bury one's face in between two testies shaking their head back and forth blowing out and making a hubababa sound.

last night my girl totally gave me the electric two bits!

by donteatxthat September 5, 2007

two bite banana

A male member that matches the size of a banana that can be eaten in two bites.

Barbara: How was your date last night?
Candy: It was awful! He not only had a two bite banana, but he had a matching endurance.

by Joe Bogolotz August 9, 2015