It's a candle that burns all the way through the penis head of the person who lit it. It feels like a hot poker on your nutsack.
Bumper lit a Testicle Candle and immediately came from the pleasure it caused him. For once, his mind wasn't focused on the idea of wearing Johnny's skin, but on the pleasure, he felt through his penis.
by Fiishy December 13, 2021
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Kevin: OOOOWW!!
Beccy: What?
Kevin: You bit my testicle!
Beccy: Sorry
Kevin: All this Roof testicle sex is making my testes a little sore baby boo.
Beccy: What?
Kevin: You bit my testicle!
Beccy: Sorry
Kevin: All this Roof testicle sex is making my testes a little sore baby boo.
by Pal Seh July 21, 2009
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by Shleef the queef nigeh January 10, 2017
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Dude, adam and jeff were having sex and jeff gave adam testiclaids!
Dude, adam and jeff were having sex and jeff gave adam testiclaids!
by Ev January 19, 2007
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Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.
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"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."
by TimPestilence July 25, 2009
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by Hugh G Rection May 28, 2004
Get the testicle mug.Testicle-tapper - One who deliberately swipes at the groin area of another in retaliation. Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers. This is not his first testicle-tapping offense. Green was fined $25,000 in Game 3 of the Western Conference finals for kicking Oklahoma City Thunder’s Steven Adams in the groin; and in Game 2 he got away with kneeing Adams in the junk.
Testicle-tapper Draymond Green was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James.
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