Tucson

Where dreams come to die and old people come to rot in the sun.

stay away from that city its like Tucson

by akridkiller February 17, 2009

Tuscany Fever

Is when you slam your dick across someone's face over and over until he gets a headache and his head is hot because of the friction, and all the left over Florida Sunshine is snot.

One night, while Magyk is sleeping, I'll sneak up on him, and once he turns around, I'll stick my zaboo in his goo-grinder, then douse it all over with Florida sunshine while pouring Mandarin Extract (or Tangerine Soul) all over his chest in his bed, and for good measure, I'll give him the ol' Tuscany Fever seconds afterward, and with gusto!

by DevilXPanther January 8, 2011

Tucson

The second largest city in Arizona. Population of approximately 700,000. Located in Pima County. Home of the University of Arizona, the 46th best university in the nation. Also home to Pima Community College.

Often known for its "dry heat" since the humidity rarely passes 30%. Set in the middle of the Sonoran desert, it offers excellent scenery and some nice scenic drives.

"Tucson is a beautiful and scenic place to retire."

by Dan September 5, 2004

Tuscan Trapdoor

During intercourse (usually during doggy style) the man accidentally or intentionally slips his penis into the women’s asshole.

“How was your date last night?”

“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”

by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012

Tuscan Chili Dog

When a chick diherras on your flacid weiner while you're sleeping, and then punches you in the balls, so that you wake up and grab your balls and you get shit all over your hands, and while you're grabbing your dick and balls, she pokes you in the eye and you rub your eyes and get pink eye.

I cheated on my girlfriend, and she found out and gave me a Tuscan Chili Dog.

by Nathan Mckay (and Brittany) November 4, 2008

Tuscan Rocket

When you're hitting a chick doggystyle then pull out, pour tabasco sauce on your junk and stick in it her cornhole.

Hey Crib, did you hear that Will finally tried out the Tuscan Rocket?

by Sofa King Softball September 29, 2008

Tucson hello

The act of impregnating a woman by means of sexual intercourse. Generally performed by a man.

Did you hear? Jimmy gave Jamie a Tucson hello.

by ftbunky February 8, 2010