XR500 Turret

The XR500 Turret is a skin that can be obtained from a Premium Skin Crate. It wields an mounted M249 to attack enemies. The XR500 Turret's humanoid is the only yellow-skinned humanoid in the game.

It is also the only Turret skin to have an April Fools 2020 Face (Default and XR300 did not have a humanoid.)

I consider the XR500 Turret as the most superior Turret skin to use.

by hilarious and haves the funni January 29, 2021

Reflexes Turrets

A disorder where the infected person is usually clumsy, yet has brief moments of superstar hand-eye coordination.

Regular person: "Dude, how'd you catch that apple? That was insane!"

Infected person: "Man, I don't know. I must have Reflexes Turrets or something."

by Strongbad1441 February 24, 2008

Turret Camper

A person who sits inside of a turret in Planetside (or another game) and TKs his teammates.

Wake is a gigantic douchebag because all he ever does is be a Turret Camper and wank it to Wendy's chili ads.

by Not Slot February 26, 2008

Bitch Turrets

When a woman can not control her mouth in relation to her emotions.

My wife developed Bitch Turrets when she found out I was banging her sister.

by The MobDeschool April 15, 2009

Comidic Turrets

When you have the gift of uncontrollabe humor. It just comes and you say it out loud no matter who cares.

Where do you come up with that funny shit?? I don't have a clue, I guess it is from my Pop. It just comes to me and without thinking I blert it out... It's got me in trouble more then once before. I think it must be a form of comidic turrets.

by CPO BOATS March 8, 2010

texting turrets

Random outburst of text, and after being sent is regretted.

He brings out my texting turrets.

by Jayz'sgrrl June 24, 2011

butt-turrets

A condition characterized by frequent and uncontrollable urges to smack/grab/pinch or otherwise interact with butts.

He was quite offended that I pinched his ass until I calmly explained I had butt-turrets.

by Boo-boo Kitty Fuck December 21, 2009