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Texas turnaround

Texas turnaround is when a redneck, 'Publican, "Trump" follower type, marries, fucks, or has babies with a Mexican, or Mexican American.
Ya know, Jeb ain't from Texas, but he sure did take a Texas turnaround when married his wife.
by realtxes November 1, 2015
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California Turnaround Coffee

AKA Rocket fuel.Coffee so powerful a few cups of it will allow you to drive to California and back without sleep. Usually homebrewed adding more scoops of coffee grounds than usual to the pot.
It's one hell of a drive, I'd better get some california turnaround coffee in before we leave.
by Red_Baron March 30, 2009
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snowplow turnaround

If you don't know what a snowplow turnaround is then we have a problem.
by Famafma August 5, 2016
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Turnaround Friend

Someone you meet during your down times in life who helps you turn around a fix your choices and create a better you.
James is my turnaround friend , He really helpped me when I couldn't help myself.
by RuinedByWonderland November 4, 2016
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vermont turnaround

this is when a man and woman enthusiastically consent to have anal sex, but the man realizes he is attracted to males half way through and gets soft, immediately having to figure out how to exit the situation.
hey steven, last night with erica i had a vermont turnaround and realized how much i wanna fuck you.
by kalelover666 October 4, 2021
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Bend Turnaround

After swearing that you are going to have a quiet night in, your mate with a Craft Beer problem turns up with a slab of cans. Next thing you know you are banging down the door of the local Jif Merchant looking for a bag of whiff.
Bollocks, Serious Neil arrived and I have suffered a severe Bend Turnaround. Looks like I will be having a cry wank at 5am again.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
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Ironic Turnaround

1) The moment in which a satirical commentary on a trend becomes the normative part of a culture.
2) When a meme becomes popular.
1) Ex. An ironic turnaround is when lobsters, which once were fed to prisoners, became a delicasse.
2) Ex. An ironic turnaround is when VSCO girls get mocked and the imitation becomes the normie interaction.
by Davidium August 29, 2019
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