TurdBurglar 

When you are sitting on the can and the log that pops out from your 'poop shoot' is suddenly snatched by the force of a amazingly smooth criminal's hand sliding between your right ass cheek and the toilet seat, this my people is your commonly known TURDBURGLAR!

Informant: Da'Boof
Possible Whereabouts: Boof-Town USA, Lost City of Boof, Boofermuda Triangle & Boof Be Gone.

OMG! Who was that mask-man? He stole my Turd! What a fucking TurdBurglar! WTF Mate?

TurdBurglar by Boof Nasty April 23, 2009

Turdburglar 

A person so sneaky they could steal a turd out of your toilet before you notice or flush.

I think that turdburglar Tanya has been using my vibrator again...

Turdburglar by Dr Harry Johnson September 20, 2012

turdburgler 

AKA: Fagg or hipster
A socially acceptable way to call someone a douche/bunghole in a public area.

dude, he's being such a turdburgler when he walks like that.

turdburgler by Ex Tacy June 18, 2012

turdburglar 

one who is insignificant, but often obnoxious and/or annoying

most anyone's younger sibling

turdburglar by Kimo November 26, 2002

turdburgler 

someone who is a fag and gay and douche and all other mean and weird things one person could say to another

tom from myspace is a turdburgler

turdburgler by hardcoreninja October 23, 2006

Turdburglar 

Someone who burgles turds (Someone being idiotic or someone who actually steals cow turd out of paddocks to peg at people)

Nicky; Jorja, don't be such a turdburglar!!!
Jorja; God... Frickin' idiot!!!

Turdburglar by So.Not.Emo May 23, 2006

turdburglar 

1. (Noun)A person of low moral carachter, possibly a male homosexual,who covets anal excretions.
2. (Adjective) A lazy non-productive burden on society.

That Orville Pendercott Jr. is a real turdburglar

turdburglar by skidyard May 22, 2006