Tiptarded 

To the end that "tipping" refers to enjoying the occasional road soda whilst cruising with a friend down your local thoroughfare, a tiptarded individual would be one that did not learn to drink while riding in a car at the appropriate age, and therefore is not ever capable of mastering such as skill.

"Dude, that was totally 5-oh that we just passed. Why the hell would you take a drink of that Old E forty just then?? You are so tiptarded..."

Tiptarded by dissident19 July 9, 2009

Testarded 

The condition where a person habitually is unable to participate in routine acts of daily living due to an overabundance of testosterone.

"My husband bought me a frying pan for Christmas so that I could make him omelets for breakfast. He is so testarded!"

Testarded by missymissmiss December 5, 2009

Tetarded 

Falling in the snow, and getting a runny nose.

Ron fell in the snow, now he has the sniffles, Ron was tetarded.

Tetarded by Snapsnopsnipple November 15, 2018

TimTarded

When you lack common sense and act like Tim Walz. You are remedial at best and act like patient 0 for mental retardation.

Quit being so TimTarded. You make retards look smart.

TimTarded by The Savage Patriots December 5, 2025