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Columbus Tube Sock 

The act of after ejaculating and the slammy you just Slayed falls asleep you take the used condom and slide it on her foot so she wakes up with a Columbus tube sock on. Works best during double penetration so that she has a pair.
It was a little chilly in my apartment so it was a good thing that I gave Lisa a Columbus Tube Sock to keep her piggy toes warm.

PENNSYLVANIA TUBE SOCK

The act of pushing your entire socked foot into your partners vagina or rectum.
My feet were cold so I gave my wife a Pennsylvania tube sock last night and they warmed right up

red tube sock 

When engaged in anal sex, you pull out very quickly causing her rectum to invert, creating the "red tube sock."
red tube sock by Barkley Jones December 5, 2013

canadian tube sock

A Canadian tube sock is when a man defecates in a sock, then inserts his erect penis inside the sock and proceeds to insert the mess of poo sock in to an ugly ass trailer park type lookin bitch.
Bubbles Canadian tube socked that ugly ass hoe on season 4 episode 2 of trailer park boys.
canadian tube sock by fatsalmon15 December 15, 2014

rose tube sock

A protruding anus as a result of too much butt humping. Common umong an-o-philes.
That chick likes it up the butt so much she has a rose tube sock.
rose tube sock by natejy2010 April 25, 2009

Brown Tube Sock

Taking a big crap in a tube sock and proceding to beat someone with it.
I gave my girlfriend a great big brown tube sock to the face!
Brown Tube Sock by Billybob4604 March 29, 2007