Juggling The Tube Steak 

When a person is jerking off three or more men at the same time

The pornstar made 20 dollars Juggling The Tube Steak at the Presidential Ball last night

Juggling The Tube Steak by SilencedVoices May 20, 2018

Tube Snake 

Thinly veiled reference to a penis. Sometimes "boogied", or masturbated.

When she boogie, she do the tube snake boogie.

Tube Snake by badboykitty March 28, 2017

Tube Snoozer

Someone who needs or tends to leave the television on to help them sleep. Usually rerunning a movie or tv show they've seen so many times to comfort (or bore) them to sleep.

Dave: Your wife Rhonda watches the same freakin' movie every night. Why?
Brent: It makes her fall asleep...and now it makes me fall asleep cuz its freakin' mind-numbing.
Dave: Dear God... I'm surrounded by tube snoozers.

Tube Snoozer by PDXJohnny99 April 11, 2013

tube socks 

socks worn to right below the knee, with that old school look in old and new school colors like pink, purple, and orange! unbeleivably sexy worn on hott girls in short shorts/skirts!

OMG TESSA!! Look at these hott tube socks!
i love them sarah!! i bought my own~

tube socks by tessasarah January 10, 2009

Crusty tube sock 

A slut. Someone who’s taken more loads than a crusty tube sock hidden under a 14 year old’s bed.

“Don’t date her, she’s a crusty tube sock.”

“I’ve known some whores in my day but that guy is the biggest crusty tube sock I’ve ever met.”

Crusty tube sock by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

tube socked 

It's not a real thing, it just sounds dirty when you say it out loud

Guy 1: you ok bro?
Guy 2: nah man, I just got tube socked!
Guy 1: eeh

tube socked by Your Mom692 March 14, 2019

Watermelons in tube socks

When a chick has big, sagging breasts

Even though the history teach had watermelons in tube socks, their girth still appealed to most of the boys in the class.

Watermelons in tube socks by Jude Fawley March 12, 2008