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Truck driver dick

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Truck driver dick is when you're prick will only gets hard enough to barely penetrate, or semi hard
I was over served last night picked up a whore and had truck driver dick, best I could do is drive a semi.
by Dick Beshort November 8, 2018
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Truck Driver Face

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Being fucked so good the guy sounds like a jake brake slowing down a semi when cumming
Dee fucked John so good he had a truck driver face like a Canadian jake brake cumming down a long steep grade
by JDviewpoint69 February 27, 2022
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Tow Truck Driver

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A person that requires very little sleep. Fueled by caffeine, nicotine and crude humor. Often working 6-12 days straight without off time. Thrives in bad weather and drives into it while others drive away, Enjoys listening to people complain about their 9-5 jobs and how their hours are to hard.
Oh you crashed your car into a ditch at 3am in the snow? Don't worry call the Tow Truck Driver, they never sleep anyways.
by Nivek November 4, 2017
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Pick Up Truck Driver

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Usually not the brightest people in Wisconsin/Minnesota.

When roads are horrible they think since they have 4 wheel drive the interstate turns into the autobahn.

Usually like to talk about things like being a confederate, farming, and drinking beer.
The last time I drove home from work in a blizzard a pick up truck driver flew by me, apparently 35 mph wasn't good enough for him like it was the rest of us, he was going 85...asshole.
by th3 protege January 6, 2009
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texas truck driver

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When a man or woman is jacking off 2 dicks at the same time and their hands are going up and down simultaneously simulating driving a semi-truck.
Me and Benjamin were at a party and Tiffany took us into the back and gave us a texas truck driver.
by Tyrone666 January 20, 2010
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Mexican truck driver

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When you start to walk in front of someone , just to get them in your fart-trail.
Goddammit, did you just Mexican truck driver me?
by EccandBacon March 14, 2020
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The act of inserting a stick shift onto a woman and driving down the highway while changing HER gears butt ass naked.
I met this truck driver, he was a Black Clitoris Truck Driver.
by ElmoMonster September 17, 2012
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