trombone

An instrument whose players can, unlike tuba players, actually keep time. Originally designed as an improvement on the trumpet, the trombone turned out to be an improvement on all other instruments as well. A single trombonist can, and will outplay many small string ensembles. For every time a trombonist hits fortissimo, a man gets a hard on somewhere, and three women lose their virginity...twice. Also considered by many to have magical properties.

No, there is nothing wrong with your recording equipment's balance, we have a trombone in the ensemble.

by Posaunespieler May 25, 2009

Bass Trombone

A development of the trombone which its self was a present from god to the rest of the world. This glorious instrument is often mocked for having all the suttelty of a sledge hammer and the dynamic range of a chainsaw. This is grossly unfair as when played properly this instrument is comparable to none other. In a band situation the Bass Trombonist is often referred to as the 3rd Trombonist. If this does not cease to continue then the Bass Trombone faternity will rise against the world.

1. All BASS TROMBONISTS are gifts from God himself.
2. I wish I was intelligent enough to play the BASS TROMBONE

by Paul Jackson April 24, 2006

tromblown

Being blown and anally-penetrated with a handheld dildo by the same person, at the same time. (A reverse Rusty Trombone)

Ain't nothin better than gettin tromblown by Shaniqua. She work the slide so good, I can't help but empty my spit valve.

by Vaj Goblin February 23, 2013

trombone solo

When you pass wind for more than 5 seconds at a significant volume that it resembles a trombone

'Did you hear that fart?'
'That was you? I thought you were playing a trombone solo'

by JEBH69 April 27, 2017

Trokiasexual

Sexual orientation of someone who’s primary arousal is based on sexual experiences that involve more than 2 people at a time. With a preference for 3 people and includes more than one gender involved.

Due to the mononormativism of society he has always felt like an outcast being trokiasexual because all of his fantasies and desires involve 2 or more people at a time.

by Dr Raven September 1, 2022

Trom Nom Nom

A word used to outdo om nom nom threefold.

Fred: Om nom nom

Joe: Trom nom nom

by Trom Nommer May 21, 2010

sad trombone

SNL did NOT "pioneer" this sound effect, it's been around since vaudeville days. Dumb ass kids gotta stop writing stupid definitions.

Another dumb-ass definition from some stupid geek on the net. Sad trombone, indeed!

by Reverend Dr. Mycopheles October 3, 2005