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The Scalene Triangle

Ah, the scalene triangle.
Person: Ah, the scalene triangle.
Person: FUCK ME SCALENE TRIANG-
by JohnnyBrunch September 10, 2012
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triangle face

The face one makes when they are brutally confronted with the sight of the other two people in a love triangle sharing an intimate moment and they are being excluded. This expression may show feelings of jealousy, anger, sadness, longing, betrayal, loneliness, resignation, and/or other negative emotions. Often seen on characters of teenage dramas such as Smallville.
Coined by Dominick Hannah, University of Chicago, BA, BS 2016
After months of flirting, Clark and Lana finally get together and share a passionate kiss in the loft. Chloe walks in and see them, and her face morphs into severe triangle face, filled with despair, hurt, and resignation.
by silentauthor96 May 21, 2016
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triangle toe

the ailment that occurs when your shoes smush together all your toes and as a result your pinky toe is pushed into the shape of a triangle.
Tom's shoes were too tight so he had a major case of triangle toe.
by Captain Jenko April 25, 2010
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lost your triangle

What you say to someone who lost their
-cool
-mojo
-game
-attractiveness
-dennis
Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Hey manny you are the master at spinning...stuff
Manny:Thanks
Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Can I see you spin something again.
Manny:Kay
*Fails miserably*
Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Dang you just lost your triangle
Manny:What?
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Viagra Triangle

A sub set of the "Rush Street" nightlife district on Chicago's Near North Side. So named for the abundance of mostly-affluent older men who frequent the local bars, and the "triangle" where State and Rush Streets come together (with East Bellevue Street being the base of the triangle, anchored by Gibson's restaurant, the unofficial headquarters).

The gentle ecosystem of the Viagra Triangle could not exist without a fully-stocked pond of anxious, and artificially infertile females. Seven years prior she may have been called a "Trixie" in and around Lincoln Park, but with an East Bank membership, a Platinum card of her own, and several upgrades to the base Lexus, she is looking for more, while her looks and latest Botox treatment hold out).

Though, claimed as fact in other definitions, it is extremely rare to see participants in the Viagra Triangle scene parking their behinds, much less their Flying Spurs and 911s, anywhere south of Oak Street or North of Cedar. The important, and notable exception is when the bars in the triangle close, and he has not yet sealed the deal. In such cases, overtime must be played at The Lodge on Division Street, which is open til every bit of 4AM during the week and 5AM on the weekends ("if three bottles of Cristal have not done the job, maybe a few PBRs will," is the thinking).
Seriously, guy, you're never going to get anywhere with the chicks in the Viagra Triangle, they all require a personal financial statement before sitting down.
by ChicagoMike September 9, 2008
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Triangulum

Triangulum is a galaxy which is 2.3 million light years away from us.
Triangulum is a pretty thicc, cool and jacked galaxy. I would love to fuck Triangulum hard in the ass if I was another galaxy.
by Triangulum! August 11, 2020
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Human Triangle

The "tag" given to a steroid abuser who frequents the gym only to work out on the whole of the upper body and neglect any leg exercises what so ever, forming the shape of an up side down triangle i.e. A Human Triangle.
Henry; Hey Dan! how do ya like my chest and biceps!?

Dan; Yes very manly, but I can't help but notice that your legs look like two pieces shit dangling out of a fishes ass hole.

Henry; Oh don't be so mean :(

Dan; Human Triangle.
by cheekycheese July 18, 2013
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