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Tastierconch

Man i'm so tastierconch for you
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English Toastie

The English toastie is usually used in Coprophillia: E.G shitting in between two pieces of buttered bread and toasting it.

The reason why it's called the English toastie is still not quite known.
"Debra this is the best English toastie I've had in 2 years"
by Bedtime_Writer January 7, 2017
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Dirty Toastie

That one girl who is so hot that you can't help but want to bone. She's practically on fire. But she's also a huge ho. She's probably sent you nudes and has sexted you a couple of times.
Man, that Sam... She's one dirty toastie.
by toastie724 November 12, 2017
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lil trashie

LIL TRASHIE IS AN EPIC RAPPER WHOS SONGS ARE FIRE
by lil trashie November 26, 2020
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Toastie

The noise made when you uppercut someone in Mortal Kombat.
Subzero just uppercut Raiden! Toastie!
by Shneals July 29, 2008
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havana toastie

a sex game...it's very fun, i saw i on tv, lots of chocolate, an ppl likin it off ov eech other, i luvvedit so much that i decided to tape it, i wanked off to it and cummed, then, wen i was going up to bed, i cummed myself a bit more and cum slipped down the inside of my trouser leg, i didnt mind, because i jus drippd it into my hot chocolate and poured it all over my balls...which my cat then licked nice and clean for me..thanks sylvester...now we watch the tape most nites and hav lots of fun, i ent out and bouht a hamster, i caled him paul, ansd now i felch with him daily, whilst watchin my havana toastie tape and getting my chocolate and cum encrusted balls likked by sylvester. :)
me: lets watch that tape ou like sylvester...
...
me: NOW LIK EM!
sylvester: *likketty lik*
me: oh yeh baby...thats the ticket...oh yeh...
paul: *burrow burrow up arse*
me: ooh do ur thing paul, lik me out!
paul: *likketty lik*
me: YES! DO IT NOW!
sylvester: *bites down hard on my bellend*
me: YERRRR! DO IT BABY!
pual: *pisses up my arse*
me: *cums self hard into sylvesters ears*

that was wot happend last nite.
by Philly my willy February 23, 2005
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cheese toastie

When a male is in the act of making love too a large obese women, at the moment of climax, ejactulate into a fold of stomach fat/roll. Then close the flab immediately.

In the morning wake up and open the fold to find what looks like a cheese toastie.
Lastnight dude. i banged a whale and gave her a cheese toastie
by Duncanthebigman April 28, 2008
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