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super tow truck 

a type of vehicle needed after a long night of drinking. You will need a super tow truck to get your drunk ass home without injury to self or others. A super tow truck should include a flat bed (for the intoxicated to rest on)and a winch (a cable wire that can be attached to you so that drunks can be pulled out of bushes, ditches, and gutters.
I needed a super tow truck on Saturday. Meaning you were extra drunk and possibly blacked out. Remember not to confuse this with needing a regular tow truck on a night where you got just moderatley hammered!!!
super tow truck by Ryan-Tow February 19, 2004

tow truck 

A Truck that helps people with there Cars to be towed away if it breaks down or if you are in a major car Accident you would call a tow truck to have it Removed.
Billy Called The Tow Truck Company cause his car was smashed and broken down.

super tow truck 

A large tow truck much bigger than a semi, and with a density that rival collasped atoms. This truck is located at the center of the earth and is responsible for 99% of gravity on this planet.
Billy build another super tow truck in his garage and upon completion it tunneled to the center of the earth and once combined to tow the first truck, created a gravity well so massive it destroyed the earth and altered the center of mass of the solar system.
super tow truck by Anonymous October 9, 2002

Tow Truck 

Nasty Second Cousin to the Dirty Sanchez; When one inserts his finger into his lady friend's rectum and pulls her toward himself.
She kept creepin' forward so I gave her the tow truck and made her come right back.
Tow Truck by Tow Truck Driver69 October 11, 2011

Tow truck gang 

Secondary 3 snow removal students that help in situations such as getting stuck on a snow bank, they sacrifice their time to help others and make their day
Did you hear of the tow truck gang?
Anthony: yes I did they helped me when I was in a hurry to work
Tow truck gang by Tow truck gang January 29, 2018

Tow Truck 

Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.

We all know a tow truck or you are one.

If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.

Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.

This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*
Tow Truck by Bigolbiddy May 5, 2021