and then I totally stabbed some guy

the new "and then i found five dollars"
an expression used to salvage a bad story

"so yeah i had this dream and you were in it and we were in this car but it looked really weird and there was a talking fish and it was just like...woah......"

-silence-

....and then i totally stabbed some guy

by plastic_tree October 19, 2006

I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck

You don't care. You don't give a fuck.

Teacher: Hey why didn't you do your homework?
Kid: I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck

by dboyfromdahood August 13, 2012

oh my god i'm totally bi

when you realize you're totally bi

rich: the ladies are going to get to love the real richard goranski. and the dudes. oh my god i'm totally bi

by dicknommer69 March 26, 2019

Getting totally rad

Something my buddy and I say instead of "getting High"

Its something you can say around your folks without them knowing what you mean.

Dude 1 to dude 2: Hey bro! Wanna go down to the creek and get totally rad?

Dude 2: Heck yes my good sir! I would love to go down to the creek and get totally rad with you!

Dad: Huh?

Dude 2:....... I love getting totally rad...

Dad (in a murmur):.... fuckin kids

by Supercoolguyfromdownthestreet June 16, 2009

Totally normal tower defense gaem

Sus roblox gaem

Guy1:Hey what do you think of totally normal tower defense gaem?
Guy2:kinda sus if youre gonna ask me

by Totally not BelowNatural August 23, 2021