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law of trojan

The Law of Trojan states that it's better to have one condom and not need it, than need one and not have it. It must be obeyed by all men who do not seek fatherhood for the time being.
I'm not looking for kids right now, so I must obey the Law of Trojan
by Francis Rodriguez July 11, 2010
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Trojan Goose

During sex, the guy finishes, but pulls the condom off inside the girl, and leaves it in there for the little soldiers to invade.
"Got my bitch trapped, thought she was safe because of the condom, but I gave her the trojan goose".
by TrojanGoose December 23, 2019
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Trojan Warhelmet

Placing one's nuts upon the forehead while the penis is laid length wise upon the bridge of the nose.
I gave my girlfriend a Trojan Warhelmet last night after she passed out.
by Clutch Haskins October 20, 2006
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Torqange

1. To tear something extremely.
2. To tear something to an irreparable extent.

The only know word to both rhyme with orange and contain a "q" not followed by a "u," torqange was created to both confuse and amuse you. Torqange was created by myself and a friend known as both Captain D and D-Unit respectively.

Torqange can also be used to describe the degree to which you "own" at something.
I will torqange this letter so no one can read it.

Man, I torqanged you at that game.
by Jenn (digivixx) November 26, 2005
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trojan text

when a student at USC is robbed, mugged, stabbed or shot; other students will send out a mass text warning other students
fuck! i was going to go see someone at frat row, but i just got a trojan text
by other dude February 24, 2011
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trojan man

Trojan Man saved me from becoming a daddy.
by Matt August 28, 2004
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trojan den

A group or mob of Castro Valley High School Students, who pile into the gym to watch a sporting event usually a basketball game and for the entire game the trojan den yells offensive, rude and funny remarks at opposing players and fans. "The den" supports their basketball team at every game and its worked, as the CVHS basketball team has had excellent seasons since the group has been started in the 06-07 CVHS basketball season. Most of the fans in the den are a bunch of assholes and pricks who love being assholes, its a great time.
Did you see the game against foothill last night?... "No what happened?" Foothill's pointguard #24 was gettin abused by the trojan den all game long, he was goin cry. "Yes! The Trojan Den is the only thing I like about our school."
by Justin "ss" December 23, 2008
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