Top Shelf

taking a shit in the top part of a toliet. See upperdecker

Dude lets go I just top shelfed the place.

by Daddy November 12, 2003

Top Shelf

to go poop in the top part of a toilet, ensuring a funky odor for days and plenty of laughs.

i took a top shelf in stves toilet hell be pissed

by max powers March 22, 2003

Top shelf

High quality alcohol. The most expensive of it's type.

Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.


person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!

person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.

by Gary October 21, 2004

top shelf

In hockey, the top area of the net.

Cloutier dived for a pad save but Calgary scored on the top shelf.

by Molasses July 03, 2004

Top Shelf

When a chick is on her knees taking it Doggy Style, and you pull out your shleeb and shove it into her unsuspecting ass. Sneak attach anal sex.

"Dude, I was fucking that mexican farm pig for like two hours". "Her slot pocket got so loose I had to go top shelf to feel anything".

by Kevin M. Breunig August 17, 2007

Top Shelf

Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. Reserved only for the worst of enemies. (See "Smite") Also ("BF")

I gave that fucker a Top Shelf and now he dont fuck with me no more.

by Hector Projector April 08, 2003

top shelf

1)Generally refers to expensive liquor kept in a liquor store behind the counter on the top shelf so no one can rip it off.

2) can also be used to describe anything that is made up of prime ingredients: marajuana, pussy, hardware, anything really.

1) These margaritas are made with top shelf tequila!

2) A: This is the best weed I have ever smoked!
B: I was saving it for a rainy day, straight off the top shelf.

by dracula July 02, 2004