Toilet Paper

1. This is the shit ticket that your toilet eats
2. Once you go brown you flush it down

Is recycled toilet paper supposed to come in a tinted shade?

by Scotty Tissue November 15, 2010

Toilet paper

What i'm out of right now

oh fucking shit, i'm out of toilet paper
should i use my socks or my roommates towel?

by piebot October 28, 2003

Toilet Paper

1. A paper substance with no significant use other then to wipe one's feces expelling cavity.

2. Anything written by Stephanie Meyer or L. Ron Hubbard.

Matt: "Would you like my copy of What Is Scientology?"
Trey: "Sure, I just ran out of toilet paper."

by ballzgalore May 7, 2015

Toilet Papering

The act of gathering a large amount of toilet paper and covering a house with it.

Dude, lets go Toilet Papering , we can T.P. that bully's house.

by PB Poser April 13, 2011

Toilet paper

The cure for COVID-19

1. Hey what’s that

2: toilet paper
1. Oh what’s it for?
2. Oh you don’t know....?

by Rubyien March 15, 2020

Toilet paper

Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.

example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?

by vibing.moth385 March 14, 2020

Toilet Paper

An item used to wipe your ass that became extinct in 2020.

Bob: Hey you got any toilet paper?
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Bob: ...

by PotatoChickenman March 21, 2020