Toboggan Pipeline

While riding a toboggan in a 69 position with your partner. Your girl accidentally sharts, but with the frozen weather it comes out frozen solid. And the turd glides off your forehead.

I was going downhill in a sled and 69 ing my girl. She sharted and gave me a "Toboggan Pipeline"

by Spoker February 22, 2018

Meat Toboggan

Gripping a mans entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. "Why?"

I took your girl on a ride in my meat toboggan.

by Djmym October 9, 2015

Doctor Toboggan

Also named Mantis Toboggan. A doctor that moves in for scraps. He's prone to drop monster condoms that he uses for his magnum dong. You should watch him feast.

I need a fake doctors note.
Just get one from Doctor Toboggan

by CWALK November 12, 2013

snowy noggin - no toboggan

euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction

Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 13, 2013

pink toboggan

A donkey punch which is performed at the top of a staircase or water slide.

Thud! Thud! Thud!
Concerned Dad: What's all the commotion?!
Ryan: Sorry, sir. I just gave your daughter a pink toboggan.

by Ryan Guide October 20, 2008

flying toboggan

While doing it doggy style at the top of a stairway, just before orgasm, give a standard donkey punch, then pull her arms back behind her head and ride her down the stairs like a toboggan. This results in a heightened orgasm experience.

Christina said she was into trying new things, but she wasn't too stoked when I performed the old flying toboggan.

by walker t August 27, 2006

Endless Toboggan

To performan the toboggan on an upward moving escalator.

In other words: To have sex in the doggy style position with the woman facing an up escalator. The man then knocks both of her arms out from under her, and proceeds to ride her endlessly down the stairs.

Girl1: So did you and boy 1 have sex?

Girl2: Yeah, my chest still hurts from the endless toboggan.

Girl1: What?

Girl2: Nevermind.

by Alb jr. October 5, 2009