toylex

Any kind of swapping or trading of parts from a Lexus to a Toyota or Toyota to Lexus thus creating the Toylex any body part or engine part is acceptable

its a bird ,

its a plane,

ITS A TOYLEX!!!!!

by StiNA TrASh WhITe January 2, 2017

toblerowned

The word toblerowned is a compound of 2 words. The first being toblerone; a well known tasty chocolate brand. The second being owned; a word used often in the gaming community for over-ruled, dominated, destroyed etc. Fused together they become the humerous word of "toblerowned"

Player from clan A. "We're gonna win tonight!"
Player from clan B. "Too right, we're gunna get toblerowned!"

by threesixty June 20, 2006

Toblerone Gauntlet

The outcome of giving a sexual partner too vigorous an anal fisting, resulting in a hand covered in unpleasant fecal matter that resembles a melted Toblerone over ones' fist & lower arm.

Bill: "Went a bit mad on the fisting last night..."
Ben: "Really? What happened?"
Bill: "Went in too deep, ended up wearing the Toblerone Gauntlet."
Ben: "Dude, that's sick!"
Bill: "Yeah. That's what your mom said."

by Tod316uk October 8, 2008

toblerone tits

this is a woman of management position who is usually called elaine. She has tits that are so pointy and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones,but lets be honest...i dont think too many people would want to eat them!! This 'oddity' uses her tits as weapons to protect her from staff she upsets, but just be warned elaine, you're tits can't protect you forever!

HELP, HELP! what's that coming out the office??
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!

What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!

by don't tell me you've forgot my name already? February 24, 2008

Toblerone

A cum, diarrhea, and solid stool filled condom that is tied off at the end. Often used a Christmas present. Keeps well frozen. Can be used as a dildo.

Slang for taking a huge dump: Splitting a toblerone

I was slammin Mother Maggie with a frozen toblerone.

Mother Maggie split a toblerone so huge, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton couldn't take the whole thing up the gary, so instead she let a Jamaican Raspberry after she took a choft.

by Shabombu Heaton November 12, 2004

tablexic

Tablexic

A Tablexic is a person suffering from Tablexia. A condition in persons of low self esteem and limited intellect.
Such persons are completely unable to function in the real world. To be Tablexic is to be completely at a loss in society.

Tablexics frequently take refuge in chat rooms, where they attempt to cover up their intellectual deficits and ignorance by lying, using words they don't understand in the wrong place and to constantly misspell.
When disagreed with they rant and rave, then obsess over and stalk their perceived offender. (See also Deminktia)

Tablexic:
Someone with Tablexia might type in a chat room
(on the suject of law):
'its only a conflict of intersts if both parties have the same solicitor'
or
(on the subject of parenting)
'some kids are brought up by fathers who dont know they arnt dads'
or
'any kid has 2 parents by the law of vaarges'
or
'a wedding dress is a dress if u have kids u woe them'
Tablexics are defensively aggressive:

'gosh ud think she could at least learn correct grammer'.

by Dr Johnson's Pen August 7, 2008

Toilexting

Txting while using the toilet

Mom! I can't get in the bathroom, cuz John's toilexting!!

by SammyG1963 December 4, 2015