At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom 

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

I like him but I don’t know how to tell him

Now if you like a boy and you might be a girl or a boy and you are unsure how they feel a lot of people understand. Now the best way to deal with this is to get to know him better, get to know about his sexuality and how he deals with situations like in relationships. If he deals with them well and he flirts with you, you're in! But if he shows no interest in you or asks you for pics, drop him! He ain’t worth it!

Keliah: I like him but I don’t know how to tell him.

I like him but I don’t know how to tell him by Cutie Hyunjin September 30, 2020

don't have to lie to kick it

It means you don't have to lie to impress a person or to be accepted. Basically its hiding something from someone or lying about something to fit in.

Me: I hate it when guys wear skinny jeans.

Marques: me too!

Me: Pshh you don't have to lie to kick it, i know you gotta pair.

don't have to lie to kick it by msnewboooty January 7, 2011

You don't have to get me anything 

You better get me something!

What would you like for your birthday?
You don't have to get me anything.

You don't have to get me anything by Savior101 October 22, 2009

Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock 

Everybody wants it handed to them.

Do good work first and worry about the honey later. Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock.

Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock by JormanThoad October 15, 2019

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 

A 1996 hood film/comedy film. Probably one of the funniest movies ever.

Hell Yeah! I saw Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. It was some real funny shit.

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood by Endgame1320 August 9, 2010

don't go to school tomorrow 

What the emo white boy that you were nice to tells you the day before he shoots up the school

"Hey, don't go to school tomorrow."
"Thanks, bro."

don't go to school tomorrow by Susssssssssussusususus January 12, 2017