Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher

a mysterious item found in the Afro-Ninja escape series #2.5, aka. OMG Scary Room

it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"

Dude I was playing this escape game last night and one of the items was this weird bow-looking thing that shoots dildos, they called it a Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher

by lites_out January 11, 2011

trouncher

A girl who smells like a fish chowder farm and loves to eat pussy. Eventually she will be gutted and have her limbs chopped up and thrown into the ocean where she'll never be heard of again.

Did you see Kathleen at Union last night? She is such a trouncher.

by Honesty Box ;) January 13, 2009

penis launcher

A propollsion device which expells an actual penis from the circular, hollow interior. Ammunition is, in fact actual penis's, however they are grown in the ground instead of being dismembered from male humanoids. The first documented record of its use was by the Greek historian Plato, who described how an outnumbered Arabian tribe was able to defeat a Greek phalanx of approximately 250 men, by using primitive forms of what is now known as the Penis Launcher. Penis's are occasionally set ablaze before being fired in order to potentially cause more damage to the unfortunate victim(s).

Greg: Hey, whats the deal with Danny? I heard he's been in the hospital for a week or so now.

Franky: The kid got effin' Penis Launched right in his eye. He was on the subway and some guy just goes bananas and pulls out this home-made Penis Launcher with automatic fire and just unloads. Put 12 people in the hospital. Danny's been slipping in and out of consciousness for a few days now, but the doctors say he should be straight in like a month or so.

Greg: Damn, I never thought this shit could happen to someone I knew personally. You hear about this shit happening all the time on the news, but you never think it's something you will ever have to deal with. Really puts things into perspective, doesn't it....

by Alex Ausenbaugh February 10, 2007

tauscher

It's an random collection of letters used as a surname for German people meaning:
T= there

A= are

U= unknown
S= super
C= creative
H= humans
E= elegantly
R= roaming..

She is a real Tauscher... Look at her , just amazing !!!

by at073 May 3, 2018

Chode launcher

A term referring to those with penies so small that they feel the need to apply a lift kit to their 2wd pickup trucks.

"Wait, Hayden's lifted ranger is two wheel drive? What a chode launcher..."
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"

by Owens juicy ass June 30, 2020

glocket launcher

The glocket launcher is a rarely used variation of the rocket launcher
Instead of launching one high explosive rocket, it instead launches a tight cluster of glock-19s, which fire randomly as they are propelled towards the target, before exploding on impact.

30% of glocket launcher users survive the firing of the glocket launcher.

by Le potat October 21, 2021

biscuit launcher

one who farts in his or her work area and the smell carries throughout the office.

man in cube, "what stinks, my eyes are watering"

man in next cube, "it's that biscuit launcher in the cube by the fax machine"

man in cube, "we have to get rid of that guy"

by the whole deal February 16, 2010