So-called "internet celebrity" who's famous for having a very frequently visited MySpace profile, and has a face comparable to a pumpkin.
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Yo, MTV gave that orange dwarf with the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes her own show?
Who?
Tila Tequila, yo!
What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace?
Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film.
Word.
Who?
Tila Tequila, yo!
What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace?
Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film.
Word.
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