Shit on my ticket

Ruin or screw up plans, day, etc....

I had plans to go to dinner with Ann until her boyfriend called and shit on my ticket.

by The Tucker September 17, 2015

skin ticket

A tab broken off a pop or beer can with the little loop that attaches it to the can still intact. Can be given to boyfriend/girlfriend/fuckbuddy as a way to get "skin" (sexual favours).

*breaks tab off generic soda can*
hey, it's a skin ticket!
*gives to girlfriend, we make out*

by _jett_ September 27, 2006

shit ticket

square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.

The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.

by dronp November 15, 2010

Shit Ticket

(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."

by Department of Behavioral Hell August 23, 2015

Ticket to the Gun Show

A courageous act where a bro walks up to a girl in a bar/club/party and says, "Hey baby, you want a ticket to the gunshow?" Then, before the girl can answer, he pulls down his pants, turns around, and bends over, thus revealing to the world his own penis stuffed inside his butthole.

Bro 1: "Hey bro, see that girl over there? I'm gonna go give her a ticket to the gun show"
Bro 2: "Dude you don't have the balls to do that."
Bro 1: "Watch me." *walks up to the girl* "Hey bitch, you want a ticket to the gun show?" *Pulls down pants revealing his dick-filled butthole* "BOOM! LOCKED AND LOADED!"

by DieAtTheSameTime September 5, 2011

silicon ticket

To be permitted by your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse to stay late at work.

"Finally got a silicon ticket from the missus - time to get my hustle on!"

by amscray October 9, 2017

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021