toddlers and tiaras

A TLC and DMAX show about moms who aren't happy with letting their kids be kids so they dress them up, slap makeup on their faces and throw them out in front of an audience so they can be judged on how "beautiful" they look in a swimsuit clearly designed for a 20-year-old. This process generally creates bratty but adorable divas like Makenzie and Eden, and makes a very addictive TV show.

Did you see that mother who dressed her two-year-old as a prostitute on toddlers and tiaras?

by lilmisstomlinson23 April 11, 2013

Toddlers and Tiaras

A reality TV show on TLC where parents dress their children up as sluts, making them wear more make up than some adults. Most mothers force their daughter to do these pageants and they live through their daughter. 90% of mothers on that show are fat or ugly, sometimes both. Over all it's a great show and rather addicting.

Yesturday Toddlers and Tiaras yesturday, Eden got second place and cried. She's still cute.

by Team Eden August 23, 2011

Tiara Tuesday

Every Tuesday is Tiara Tuesday. When you're feeling low on Tuesday, all you have to do is take a deep breath and imagine a lovely glittery tiara perched ever so daintily on your precious noggin. Then stand up straight and give the world your best elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist wave and don't forget to touch the pearls, in true Queen Elizabeth fashion!

Generally used as a greeting: "Happy Tiara Tuesday!" or a gentle reminder: "Did we forget our Tiara this fine Tuesday morning?"

by Moodygirl45 September 7, 2005

tiarah

A beautiful woman who is kind and loving to most people around her. But if you say or do one thing she could break all of you're bones in two seconds. Which she is usually very athletic and can win any guy over.

Wow she is such a Tiarah!!

by Thequeen101 February 4, 2016

welshman's tiara

When one partner shits in their hand and wipes it on the other's forehead

He doxed me cause I wouldn't let him give me a welshman's tiara!

by JohnDeaf March 14, 2017

tiaran

Tiaran is a strong passionate skinny legend who cares about the world. they may come across judgey at first, but when you get to know them they are still judgey, but a queen. Tiaran is very protective of friends and family and has a big heart <3

Person 1: "Who's that"
Person 2: "You must be new. Thats Tiaran, the skinny legend"

by thiccsavage237 August 18, 2018

Keep Your Head Up Princess, Your Tiara Is Falling

A sly way of calling a girl as perfect and graceful as a princess when cheering her up. An encouragement to just keep standing proud.

Girl: Ugh, literally nothing is going right today. I fell flat on my face in the audition, and my best friend is not talking to me anymore. I just feel so awful.
You: Oh that's awful! You deserve way better than that. Just Keep Your Head Up Princess, Your Tiara Is Falling

by Cumberbunny202 May 12, 2016