Simon Threesome

When two close males interact in a bonding experience in which they watch the same pornographic material and pleasure themselves at the same time. They do not have to be in the same room, but studies show the bond to be stronger when in the same location.

Me: "Hey buddy, do you wanna do a back-to-back Simon Threesome with me tonight?"

Griffin: "Would I ever!"

Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"

by csemenmonster November 27, 2013

San Jose Threesome

Although this sounds like a sexual reference, the San Jose Threesome actually refers to the hockey line of Dany Heatley, Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau of the San Jose Sharks. This line is a member of the 2010 Olympics for Team Canada.

The San Jose Threesome is now on the ice for Canada.

Once again we see the chemistry from the San Jose Threesome.

by oddsmaker February 22, 2010

Swiss threesome

a) A German, an Italian and a French.
b) A banker, a chocolatier and a watch maker.

He (She) desperately needs a Swiss threesome!

by Irinas December 19, 2008

southern style threesome

When you have a threesome and two of the three are related.(one guy fucks two cousins, a brother and a sister fuck a friend, mom and son fuck friend, ect)

Hey man how'd y'all go last night?
It was great we had a southrn style 3sum
Nice brotha who wer they?
It was me my ma and this girl I met.
Incest is best brotha.
God bless Texas

I just had a southern style threesome with two girls.... They were both cousins

by The real slim shabby July 6, 2014

hair salon threesome

A scenario that one girl giving a guy a hairjob and the guy (who must have a haircut fetish), must also be shaving a second girl's head completely bald in a hair salon.

Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017

Losing side of a threesome

When you watch some dude blow his load all over your girl, she goes to the bathroom to clean up, and you look down at yourself getting smaller and realize that just like that, playtime's over.

No one wants to be on the losing side of a threesome.

by Jim Moran August 31, 2017

Capri-Sun Threesome

Drinking from three Capri-Suns all at once.

Whoa I'm so dehydrated I could do with a Capri-Sun threesome.

by kimkoi September 2, 2013