thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

logan searfoss

that logan is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

by wrinkleman May 4, 2018

water is thicker than blood

- uselly we said "Blood is thicker than water" which mean's

.People who are related have stronger obligations to each other than to people outside the family
but "water is thicker than blood" is to say the opposite -

people outside the family have stronger obligations to each other than to people who are related

Sister: She's not your mother, Liam
Dad: Water is thicker than blood these days

by shameless subtitelor December 28, 2016

thicker than dog shit

When a female who has eye catching ample ass for days,one must double take, and gaze in wonder. Just one of the many terms which define thickness sickness, which predominantly effects the African American male population, however, newer studies reveal Caucasian males are no more immune than their counterpart, and equally succeptable.

Damn baby you thicker than dog shit.

by TWACK BACK Montoya March 13, 2017

thicker than peppa pig's ass

a way of saying that she's so thick, you would cook her bacon ass and feed it to your entire family.

girl: *walks by a dude*.
dude: damn her ass is thicker than peppa pig's ass, mmmmm.

by Thegamerguy182 January 4, 2022

thicker than hair on a dog's back

Dogs have so much hair that they have to shed it a couple of times a year.

Traffic in Atlanta is thicker than hair on a dog's back during rush hour.

by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

make you thicker

He wants to make you thinker by sticking his dick in you repeatedly

Gf I don’t like my ass
Bf I said I can make you thicker

by Famine July 7, 2022

Thicker than your average snicker

You use this term when you don't want to be racist and use the word Nigger

Also defines you as a really thick guy

"I am thicker than the average snicker my man" "Thicker than your average snicker"

by HughMong October 12, 2016