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totin the rock

Steven Jackson is pro at totin the rock.
by Mac West-Poss September 21, 2007
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Throck

A portmanteau combining the words "Throbbing" and "Cock". One gets a throck when he hasn't had action in a while, and that little guy down there won't rest until he is furiously stimulated.
Girl: Damn, what's that going on down there?
Guy: Sorry, but I just can't seem to get rid of this crazy throck.
by dirk swanson November 4, 2009
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Throckmorton

1. Term in radiology used to describe the likelihood that the direction that the penis is hanging towards is the side of the trauma or injury.
2. Can also be referred to as a positive or negative throckmorton.

positive throckmorton-toward the injury

negative throckmorton - away from the injury

Direction of the dangle points the way to the pain.
Tech: "Is that a hairline fracture in the left femur?"

Radiologist: "Why of course! Didn't you notice the throckmorton?"
by pseudoten June 5, 2010
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Heart of Stone on the Rock

The world's worst cocktail: tap water poured over a solitary ice cube.

Can also refer to someone in a position of authority not giving their mates any breaks
JJ: hey did you hear Bungle is now running the Balham Tup?
Pat: sweet, did he hook you up with free booze?
JJ: no way man, he'd even charge me for a Heart of Stone on the Rock!
by Persil May 30, 2006
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Havel the Rock

An enemy in Dark Souls 1 who is waiting for you at the bottom of the Spiral Watchtower and shall put you in your rightful place with his giant dragon tooth hammer.
*opens door* Let's see what loot we can get her- OMG IT'S HAVEL THE ROCK *dies from being squashed by hammer*
by Herlock_Sholmes October 6, 2021
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feed me the Rock

A term used most commonly in basketball to request the passing of the ball
"Hey, feed me the rock" Player1 said to Player2
by anon940 April 12, 2011
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the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?
The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
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