lay the wood 

To attack or threaten physical aggressiveness toward another person. A metaphor for hitting a person with a melee weapon or other hand held item specifically consisting of wood (i.e. a bat or 2x4). Can also be phrased in a general context as "laying some wood." Not to be confused with the sexual innuendo of "laying pipe."

"Don't make me come over there and lay the wood on you, asshole."

lay the wood by Heavy1974 November 10, 2009

Burning the wood 

A saying used when dancing or roller skating to describe how much, how hard or how proficient someone does these activities.

She or he was burning the wood at the dance last night. He or she was burning the wood at the rink last night.

This associated with all forms of dance since wood floors work the best for all of these activities.

Burning the wood by CRL_2 June 11, 2023

green on the wood 

CASH ON DEMAND, put the money on the table, no B.S., etc.

"Green on the wood makes the deal look good."

green on the wood by Paulzzy March 30, 2010

choppin' the wood 

Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.

I was choppin' the wood last night and I got a giant blister in the middle of my hand.

choppin' the wood by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003

sell the wood 

An expression originating from the Albanian version (me i shit drunjte) which means that one is extremely smashed.

- Did you sell the wood?
- Yeah, I am very drunk!

sell the wood by pidhiqyqes June 10, 2009

fighting the wood 

to hold back a boner. especially when you're slow dancing with a girl.

"Hey man, at the Spring Dance I was totally fighting the wood with my date."

fighting the wood by mynamesjack March 30, 2007

sell the wood 

To get severely drunk while clubbing in Kosovo to the extend that you would sell anything you have to get some extra money and buy more alcohol.
The expression comes from Albanian and is becoming popular among English people visiting Kosovo.

A: I think he is about to sell the wood!
B: No mate, he is out of stock!

sell the wood by Piqka June 9, 2009