Woodpecker

Heading a football downwards and again on its rebound. Like a "Keep up" in football but with the head and propelling the ball downwards rather than up.

Look at Henry over there, he's just broken the Woodpeckering World Record with 4 woodpeckers!

by Jon Molby September 4, 2023

Woodpecker

when you are wearing a hat, and you use the bill to hit people with, while still wearing it. very similiar action to that of a woodpecker bird.

Tony purposely put on his hat so he could annoy the shit out of everyone when he woodpeckered them

by itGurl May 9, 2014

Woodpeck

When a woman viciously beats on a dick; also known as a hand job.

Wow, have you felt that girl woodpeck?

by Imawesome12233 March 16, 2010

woodpecker

The smashing of the cell phone antenna off a person's head to cause a golf ball size lump. Mostly used for disciplanary actions in the pharmaceutical industry.

Person A (boss): "What time does my cell phone say?"
Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?"
Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.

by T-dawg number 2 July 31, 2006

woodpecker

a person that chokes alot when giving a guy head

she is such a woodpecker, she can't deepthroat.

by Woodpecker October 5, 2006

woodpecker

a girl who bites a guys dick while giving him a blowjob

charlene africa is a woodpecker

by phjls83 August 18, 2003

Woodpecker

When a macerated queer takes a man from behind at the speed of a woodpeckers beak annihilating Oak.

I was limping down for breakfast in the morning due to the night before my arse swallowing a cock that was being thrusted at the rhythmic pace of a woodpecker's beak kissing fresh bark.

by LouieFerook October 5, 2016