by aveman0204 June 14, 2016
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You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit
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by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021
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by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017
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by 420meandarra July 10, 2020
Get the whip it in, whip it out and wipe it on the curtains mug.Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.
The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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One must ejaculate his load on on a crying girl's face, and when done, you must tell the girl "it's okay baby", whilst wiping your load/ tears off of the girls face with your dick and making squeaking noise, like an actual windshield wiper would.
Hey girl, sorry for getting my load in your eyes, how about I make it up to you and break out the windshield wiper?
by FatD July 21, 2009
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