whats the weather like today

When you are a stupid pleb who uses the wrong application to check weather

You “ Hey Siri , whats the weather like today.”
Siri “ Look outside you fucking pleb”

by Urning April 20, 2018

Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

Todd the coffee

To pour the strongest portion of coffee from a drip coffee maker pot before it has finished brewing.

The Coffee is weak. Did you Todd the Coffee?

by TToddTodd's friend May 18, 2016

The moon is pretty today

A code word for I love you

And the code word for I love you too is “the stars aswell”

Andy:”The moon is pretty today :)”
Nina:”The stars aswell <3”

by You’re random lady July 23, 2021

todding the dog

neglecting your wife's pet

Wow, talk about todding the dog, the poor thing just fell in the sewer!

by Tony Schoenling September 10, 2020