Stuck In The House Syndrome

Stuck in the House Syndrome is when you grow bored of being lazy in your house. Your brain turns to mush, you get tired of sitting so your legs hurt, you don't have anything on t.v to watch, on demand wants to be gay, and you run out of websites and things to do on the computer, you even searched things to do when bored in Google. You feel like rolling on the floor and screaming -__-

PERSON 1: When it snows outside, and my parents refuse to take me anywhere i start to scream and roll on the floor.

PERSON 2: Dude, you must be suffering with stuck in the house syndrome

PERSON 1: Man, i need the cure for SITHS

PERSON 2: Runaway -_-

by Boredchild January 9, 2011

The birdgay syndrome

A virus that can affect the mental state of an individual causing them to be overwhelmed by feelings of affection towards their partner
- obsession with their significant other. If it progresses to a chronic stage it could lead to loss of close friends due to neglect.
- mentioning their significant other even if the subject matter is completely unrelated.
If left untreated: Permanent regrowth of the hymen can occur.

Example 1:

Person 1: " where is our friend isaac?"
Person 2: " he is with jessie... again, i think he contracted the birdgay syndrome"

Example 2:

Friend: " lets have a bevvy tonight!"
Infected friend : " sorry mate i already made plans with my bird and i cannot cancel."

by Sanjorge8 May 14, 2019

The Reyes Syndrome

The Reyes (KING) Syndrome is a mental disorder in which the person with this mental disorder cannot determine the difference between constructive criticism and insults. People with this syndrome may also be obstinate and brash. Some examples of this may be that they are unable to take advice or even listen to people in some circumstances. When confronted with someone with Reyes Syndrome, please be patient with them as they do not recognize if you can be trusted or not.

"Why cant he just listen to my advice? I'm just trying to be nice to him..."
"Be patient with him, he has The Reyes Syndrome."

by Yugure Tatsumi July 28, 2021

working for the weekend syndrome

A syndrome that consists of people , wether male or female , whos only objective is to reach the weekend. This syndrome can harm potential smart slackers.

Doodley :"Mozes has to finish those rocks with the commandments at some point, hes been gone for ages"
David : " yeh he's working on it , now hes just working for the weekend"
Doodley : " But hes been doing that for like 40 years"
David : "well then .. someone has working for the weekend syndrome"
Mozes: " I FINISHED OK , CUT ME SOME SLACK!"

by Jan Schreurs December 3, 2007

The Arcand Syndrome

The blessing of having a cock over a ft long and not being afraid to use it.

Sandy: I slept with clark last night
Margret: Did you? How was it?
Sandy: Painfull, im gapped out for life. Im confident he has The Arcand Syndrome.

by loyd chesterbe January 25, 2008

South of the Border Syndrome

When someone, especially a white male, shows a clear sexual preference for ladies of Hispanic origin, especially Mexican.

Dude, Jennifer Lopez is not that hot you just have South of the Border Syndrome.

by Danz Ferdinand August 14, 2007

Penis on the Forehead Syndrome

Also known as Po4heads, it is defined as a penis growing out of your forehead that usually is diagnosed by Dr. Wasabi. A tell-tale sign is a zit that begins between your eyebrows and proceeds to enlarge into scrotal skin. Then the penis begins to form above said scrotal skin and becomes a fully functional penis on your forehead.

"Did you see me last night fuck that chick with the penis on my forehead?" I said to my buddy, "Thank god for penis on the forehead syndrome I got from that gay guy in prison."

by po4heads January 2, 2010