a fucking salmon
also fucked a man who blew up a country then died then came back (yeah hes jesus or something) and has a furry son names fundy
also fucked a man who blew up a country then died then came back (yeah hes jesus or something) and has a furry son names fundy
by scientificRoadkill July 21, 2021
Get the sally the salmon mug.Girl: "You are my best friend!"
Guy: "I'm not your friend"
Girl: "What?!?!?"
Guy: "I want to sleep with you"
Girl: "I don't want to ruin what we have"
Guy: "Ok - I guess The Harry/Sally Rule is true so I am officially not your friend anymore. Can we sleep together now?"
Guy: "I'm not your friend"
Girl: "What?!?!?"
Guy: "I want to sleep with you"
Girl: "I don't want to ruin what we have"
Guy: "Ok - I guess The Harry/Sally Rule is true so I am officially not your friend anymore. Can we sleep together now?"
by bobandbill April 25, 2011
Get the The Harry/Sally Rule mug.the art of a female pursuing a male interest through a mannerism of subtlety "planting the seeds" thereby attaining the affection of the desired male.
this happens when the the role of 'gary groundwork' is reversed.
this happens when the the role of 'gary groundwork' is reversed.
Mary spent the entire night trying to impress John and although to begin with John was distant, her persistence drew him towards her as he soon fell into her trap.
Mary put her sally the seed sower skills to the test and was rewarded.
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Mary put her sally the seed sower skills to the test and was rewarded.
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by b_evans2.0 March 19, 2013
Get the sally the seed sower mug.A rag doll in The Nightmare Before Christmas, made by the evil scientist, who has a strong crush on Jack Skellington. And trys to help him out.
"...All though I'd like to stand by him, Can't shake this feelling that I have..."
"Jack... I know how you feel."
"Jack... I know how you feel."
by jazzeh August 3, 2005
Get the sally the rag doll mug.by DuMaH December 28, 2007
Get the Rape the koala silly mug.OK your at a party and you see this very loud prepy hot girl thats very drunk and she is getting hit on by this wanna be gantsa white guy thats drunk as well. They hook up and she gets pregnet and he is never seen again in tell next like 3-4 months and he is doing the samething down the street at another party.
Quin-Damn it taylor shut up!
Taylor-NO i am to fucking hot to fucking deal with you i want to drive to Mc donnalds!!
Sean-i'll take you there.
Taylor-really Sean? i love you!!!
3 hours pass...
Quin-dude were did taylor and sean go?
Rusty-i don't know man...
Quin-you mean? "sonic gave sally the aids"?
Rusty-i think so dude..
Quin-God damn it!! i wanna hit that!
Rusty-nah fool don't! you know what sean does!
Taylor-NO i am to fucking hot to fucking deal with you i want to drive to Mc donnalds!!
Sean-i'll take you there.
Taylor-really Sean? i love you!!!
3 hours pass...
Quin-dude were did taylor and sean go?
Rusty-i don't know man...
Quin-you mean? "sonic gave sally the aids"?
Rusty-i think so dude..
Quin-God damn it!! i wanna hit that!
Rusty-nah fool don't! you know what sean does!
by Helldog67 March 11, 2009
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