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the worst, gayest, movie ever. if you took date movie and epic movie, and added them together, and took out all the funny scenes(which there wern't that much of) and replace them with gay scenes, you'll have meet the spartans. Any hope of a scene being funny is squandered when they gay it up with things like gooch-ginas and gay break dancing. Any guy who liked this movie at all is most likely gay. By calling somebody "Meet the spartans" you are either calling them gay or saying that they are the least funny person ever. You can use MTS as an abreviation for meet the spartans if you want. By saying someone has "MTS" it means they are gay and un-funny as hell.
Jay: Hey dude, why was Jones acting so gay at that party last night?
Mike: I don't no. He probably has MTS.

Friend 1: Why'd ur mom call 911?
Friend 2: What? She did?
Friend 1: Ya! BECAUSE THE SCALE TOLD HER TO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLZ!!!!!
Friend 2: Dude... Get out of my face U f-ing piece of meet the spartans.

Jones: Hey there, sexy.
Nick: DUDE! stop trying 2 go all meet the spartans on my ass!
by drik December 9, 2008
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A group of Irish kilcoolers that fuck with the scooter kids who now have bikes. Members ft:cormac,Django,Ronan,Alex,and Marc. Also consist of executives and members of dingbat.ltd
Oh shit here comes "the Spartans"

Let's scoot away "the Spartans" are coming
by Balmain Bukake December 13, 2017
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The Spartans drum corps

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The Spartans are a 5 time DCI Open Class (formerly division II) world champion drum and bugle corps based out of Nashua, NH. They are known for their seriousness and their attention to detail.
Wow, look at the Spartans in block...they look so intense...

The Spartans drum corps just have that look to them, it's intimidating...
by TheSpartan22557 March 15, 2017
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The best football team on Staten Island okay will win a championship and is 100% the best coached team out there with amazing football players like Cyrus and Jesse also fips and Phil/staypuffed this team is most likely gonna go undefeated
by 10-0 August 19, 2019
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Absolute unit of a movie. Please do watch it. incredibly gay. Incredibly gay
Meet the spartans is gay, it's a gay movie
by elemgie May 20, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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