Legend of the Gor Snipe

Once on a wall of an ancient Mayan cave it foretells of an ancient prophecy that one day a man with a brown mark on his cheek will rise to take the mantle from lord jahovah as the one and only Snipe god, this man is El Gor Main. El Gor Main originates from a land down south be the name of Beanville. El Gor main is foretold to have three ancient guard dogs, Cody, Kobe Beef, and Chico only for the purpose of sucking thy mole when thou mole hasn’t received proper sucking. It’s prophesies that one day El Gor Main will return to a land call diedany in order to acquire a weapon made for the gods call Ga Row Snip.

Legend of the Gor Snipe plz lemme suck the mole

by fenchvrch July 6, 2019

The Kansas City Sniper Rifle

The sexual act between a couple in which the Man stands up with his legs a little bit apart and facing forward while the Woman or Man kneel behind the man looking dead center into his asshole. The Person that is kneeling will put one of their hands on the ballsack, (The Trigger), and one hand on the Penis, (The Sniper Barrel). Every time the person kneeling pulls the Ballsack/Trigger, their other hand will go back and forth in a jerking motion on the Cock/Barrel. While doing this, the person will need direct aim on their target. They will then use the Man that is standing up's Asshole as a thermal scope to find the direct area to Jizz. Once the man ejaculates, He will then shit on the Woman or Man's eye that they used for aiming in the Thermal Ass scope, leading to a case of extreme pink eye. The person on their knees will then lick up the cum from wherever it landed.

Bella wanted her boyfriend Scott to Cum on the couch, so she decided to perform The Kansas City Sniper Rifle to get direct aim of the Impact

by HolerMolertup April 29, 2016

sniper in the hole

the act of hiding in the closet and vigorously beating off while your friend is fucking a girl doggystyle on the bed, then right before your about to spluge you run out of the closet and blow a load in the girls face

last night i skeeted all in nikkis face when i was a sniper in the hole

by weasel May 1, 2005

Sniping the monkey

A sexual move that requires a man and woman to be banging in some manner, when the man is about to orgasm the woman removed the dick from wherever it is, flicks the shit out of the tip and screams "BOOM HEADSHOT!'.

Bro 1: Oh man, we were going at it like cats and dogs, then all the sudden she stops and snipes the monkey, it was the weirdest load I've ever blown.

Bro 2: Holy shit, sniping the monkey? If my girl ever did that I think i'd die laughing!

by YouWanSumFuk August 8, 2019

Sniped in the head

Refers to when a you are put in a situation where a good outcome is unlikely. Derived from from Far Cry cross map sniping.

"You got sniped in the head on that bet."

by Blackstaffe December 12, 2008

sniper in the hole

is the act of doing a girl doggy style and she is facing a closet. while the two are banging the male's friend is hiding in the closet masturbating. The guy fucking the girl is advised to hold onto all of the girl's hair to the point she cat move her head, and then the friend pops out of the closet and blows all over the girl's face.

sniper in the hole first performed by the great loeffler

by patel88 February 21, 2007

snipe the nazi bacon

to smoke weed

i snipe the nazi bacon every chance i get!

by vuceeieieiieiei December 15, 2009