Handle the Randal 

A local Game (centrally in Central Ohio), it is a mix of Capture the Flag and a full contact Tug-of-War contest. The game is considered dangerous by many for the excessive contact that the game has, but is an excellent way to dispel excess energy. Handle the Randal Is fun.

Pedro: Yo, Arthur- you Can't Handle the Randal!
Arthur: Damnit! I know!!
Pedro: You better toughen up.

Handle the Randal by Media Nox March 23, 2007

The Randell 

There are four parts to the Randell

Part 1: Lubricate your hand and cock.
Part 2: Put your hand on top of a sink that is at cock level
Part 3: Thrust your cock into your hand (reverse jerk)
Part 4: Splooge directly into the sink

Dude 1: Aw man I totally did the Randell last night.
Dude 2: What's that?
Dude 1: It's where you reverse jerk into the sink
Dude 2: Damn that sounds sick I'll brb

The Randell by Fred's Cock December 25, 2008

the randall 

The act of masturbating with both hands turned inward and knuckles touching.

My hands were dirty but I was horny, so I used the randall move.

the randall by Smokey255 May 29, 2018

The Randall Effect 

When a girl is super pissed with her boyfriend but is too attached to him to dump his sorry ass, she's under the Randall effect

Dan: Dude, did you hear Matt cheated on Caroline but she didn't dump him?
Paul: Yeah, she's totally under the Randall effect.

The Randall Effect by futureactiveparticiple February 12, 2015

The RandyRides 

A Male technique to fake an orgasm, When a man puts a women doggy style,

he accumulates his spit in his mouth, then when timing is right. He secretively pulls out, and with 3 swift flicks the saliva flings onto there back, creating an imitation Ejaculation. He then proceeds to clean the evidence using (towl/shirt/dirty sock) to hide any evidence. In doing this he earns his

"Unspoken Gentleman's Card"

When Jack took his date home for the first time, he realized she was a plain Jane.
He was left with no choice but to spare her feelings and give her the "The RandyRides"

The RandyRides by Randy Rides July 25, 2022

The RandyRides 

A Male technique to fake an orgasm, When a man puts a women doggy style,

he accumulates his spit in his mouth, then when timing is right, he spits in his hand secretively , pulls out, and with 3 swift flicks, the saliva flings onto there back, imitating Ejaculation. He then proceeds to clean the evidence using (towl/shirt/dirty sock) to hide any evidence. In doing this he earns his

"Unspoken Gentleman's Card"

When Jack took his date home for the first time, he realized she was a plain Jane.
He was left with no choice but to spare her feelings and give her the "The RandyRides"

The RandyRides by Randy Rides July 25, 2022

The Randallizer 

NOUN:

A Love Crook, A Female that steals your heart with a kiss right under your nose.

VERB:

¹ The ability to say and do anything in a relationship while disabling the male into submission and passively standing by while she diminishes his money and drugs usually with another man.

² manipulating a date during a mountain camping adventure into tresspassing and skinny dipping in resort hottubs. Usually requesting massage for her own pleasure but before sexual activity commences she runs off to another man in the city and there's nothing you can do.

A combination of the words Vandalised and Ran Through

Adjective:

¹ Generational shop lifting skills, and the ability to remove anything from the store she can lay her hands on.

²Her ability to not be spotted stealing because her beautiful giant boobs blind or debilitate loss prevention or boyfriends rational thinking and defences

I was tryin to get laid with my drug money but I fell asleep too early and the Randallizer took me for everything

The Randallizer by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 14, 2022