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pour the coals

This means you just humped the holy shit out of your old lady
Bob: You look a little wore out today bud.
Eric: Yeah, I fuckin had to pour the coals the the little miss last night.
by 6sleezy9 June 29, 2007
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Pour the cereal in first

The right way to do it and everyone knows it. If you put cereal first you have more cereal than milk and a lil crunch. If you put the milk in first there will hardly be any cereal and you will have bare milk left
Mum: Make your cereal the right fucking way or I will get you arrested

Everyone: I will be pouring the cereal first then
Pour the cereal in first is the correct way to make cereal dudes
by flip.a.pack May 17, 2018
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Pour the coals to her

An old saying from when ships were powered by coal fired boilers. When the captain wanted full speed he'd call down to the boiler room and the master stoker would call out for everyone to "Pour to coals to her" - literally to feed more coal to her (ships are always female). The saying became synonymous with “giving it your all” and to accelerate as fast as you can.
The liquor store closes in 15, better pour the coals to her!
by Goodbye_Charlie September 25, 2010
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pouring the milk first

The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.
babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!
by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021
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pouring the cereal first

The best way to do it!!!! Pouring the milk first is freaking WRONG!!!!!
Boy: Momma ima get some cereal! (pours milk before the cereal)
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!
by anonymous May 21, 2018
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pouring the rain

the CORRECT way of saying "pouring rain", which doesn't even sound right, but "pouring the rain' sounds right
by catlover2493 November 21, 2010
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The right and only way of eating cereal
Omg shes pouring the milk before the cereal ?? She's so smart
by Lololololha April 6, 2019
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