A large fat man with erectile disfunction, unshaven smelly balls, a bad attitude and a hot wife that's about to leave him.
Harold, you fucking porkchop go wash your balls and stop trying to grope your wife, she's leaving you
by Hot Wife May 29, 2008
Get the Porkchopmug. Nickname granted only to the highest percentage of overweight popular kids. These kids are the ones that befriend cheerleaders, jocks, and nerds alike. He (Generally a man) is the absolute most awesome person anyone knows.
Jon: Do you guys know Porkchop?
Jared/James: Of course. that dude is so super beast. everyone knows him.
Jared/James: Of course. that dude is so super beast. everyone knows him.
by Thechopthatdon'twannastop July 28, 2011
Get the Porkchopmug. Porkchop: I love animals so much and refuse to eat meat only nuts and vegetables but i weigh 25 stone!
Sam: OH DEAR GOD!
Sam: OH DEAR GOD!
by xboratx January 16, 2008
Get the porkchopmug. A woman using player who dates women of all ages in a fruitless attempt to get laid. This boy, or manwhore will emotionally manipulate any girl for sexual favors and validation/fufillment. This player burns through relationships like wildfire. Most Porkchops are overcompensating for their small sexual organs, but will never admit it. Approach a known Porkchop with caution, or not at all.
by SparkleUnicorn2010 March 11, 2011
Get the Porkchopmug. Word used by stupid men in place of you're so gorgeous I could have an orgasm just looking at you!!!
by Angie Bolin January 6, 2005
Get the porkchopmug. Man look at Taylors porkchop.
by Taylor00987 March 9, 2009
Get the Porkchopmug. The other night i was home alone watching sleazy internet porn and i stumbled upon a man performing the porkchop on a bitch.
by El Morgasmo June 20, 2008
Get the Porkchopmug.