patches

An incredibly amazing man. He is beautiful. He wears unique clothing. He dresses in black and has a buzz cut. He had a mullet. He is hot as hell.

You are so unique, you must know patches.

by patcheslover March 16, 2005

Patching

The act of visiting one or multiple pumpkin patches in a given day.

Chris: Hey, you have any plans this weekend?
Allison: No. You?
Chris: Me and a couple friends are going patching. Why don't you come with us?

by DeeMo September 27, 2014

patch

a place you drive, walk, bike, wutever, to go smoke marijuana and enjoy scenery. or
redneck event which involves illegal activities out in the boonies.
Origin: BC canada

Hey man, wanna go hit a patch?
Lets go hit a patch!

by butterflyhoots April 01, 2005

Patching

When your underarm sweat patch is so severe that it cannot be hidden, no matter what you do.

Jason, here is some deodorant bro... You're fucking patching!

by jsb451 December 12, 2013

Patches

Slang; The area of darkened skin around a womans' nipple most commonly known as the areola.

Man...that girls' breasts are huge; and I'll bet she has some nice big patches too!

by stove_mouse December 07, 2010

patch

A hot looking guy with a good body. Found in australia normally sydney

look how hot patch is
i want to make love to patch

by Johnny Richards April 24, 2005

Patches

a name for a very tall girl.

Jacob: Wooaaa, look at Patches! Shes freakin' tallllll.
Shanna: ....
Shanna: kthanks.

by Jayyyyycub August 07, 2010