Mitching

A three-step sexual process.
Step 1: Suck your partners dick.
Step 2: Raise your partners dick and lick their balls.
Step 3: Spin your partner around and lick their butt.
This is the end of the mitching process.

Person 1: Man mitching last night was great.
Person 2: Yeah I loved when you got to step 3!

by I<3toMITCH June 28, 2010

Mitch

Mitch Is A Name For Super Awesome People

Dude 1 - Did You See That Guy
Dude 2 - He Was So Mitch

by MeIThinks June 13, 2009

Mitch

Noun - Eponymous with 'bitch'. Someone who exhibits female tendencies, a reluctance to have fun, or to engage in group activities, such as drinking.

Verb - To Mitch - to act in such a way that you miss out on an activity, make yourself seem less masculine, or generally cancel your previously-made plans.

Noun - "Randy, Stop being such a raging "Mitch""
Verb - "I can't believe Zach "mitched" out on watching the game"

by AussieMan September 24, 2013

Mitching

The act of bitching performed by a male. Can be performed in many locations such as the office, shed etc. Is usually followed up by a blog or status update.

John was mitching down the pub again. He just needs to get over it.

by BourneToSheen September 10, 2011

Mitch

A man that acts like a bitch

"Something Borrowed is your favorite movie? Dude you're such a mitch"
"You're stuck in the friend zone because you're a complete mitch"

by TimDim May 1, 2014

mitch

an all around amazing guy

hi Mitch

by coolness5000 June 25, 2018

on the mitch

when you skip class

jack: “where did you go last period?”
michael: “i went on the mitch and went to the shop!”

by emptymadz January 24, 2018