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the scarlet letter

The Scarlet Letter is the worst fricken book ever that our dumbass teachers make us read because they are retarded and like ruining our lives.
the scarlet letter by Mateo_4_5_6_ October 19, 2005

The Scarlet Letter

An amazing novel of ideas that endures as a masterpiece of American literature, but one that is, apparently, pretty hard for some of us to understand or appreciate.
So I heard you're reading the Scarlet Letter for school? What do you think of Hawthorne's use of symbolism to expose the deficiencies of several 17th-century schools of thought?

LOLZ the scarrlet leterr iz so gai
The Scarlet Letter by buwers December 2, 2010

the scarlet letter

a very good book if you are not stupid or in the first grade.
lets go read the scarlet letter because it is a literary treasure chest
the scarlet letter by meshack October 20, 2007

Witchcraft and Science is the religion of the Jew. Jewish females founded Witchcraft which later became Science. 

See, you guys knew it from the beginning. Women ARE a curse of man. hehe. And they are indeed wiser than men are, after all.
Witchcraft and Science is the religion of the Jew. Jewish females founded Witchcraft which later became Science.

Put it in the story box and save it for later 

When someone is telling an awful story and it goes on forever, you just tell them "story box" for short. It lets them know that no one cares about their story and everyone wants to move on.
Mary- ........... and then we got home and went upstairs and i was like laughing and he like said what do you want to do and neither of us knew what to do and then

John- story box
Mary- what?
John- put it in the story box and save it for later.

single-letter difference between God and the IRS 

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!