hump the monkey

To have sex.

"I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

The dry hump McGoo

Where you hook up with probley the hottest chick you will ever meet but are too drunk and had to many illicit drugs to get it up so you rub your dick on her pussy to try to get it hard

Guy1: man saw you hook up with Sally last night she is smoking

Guy2: yea but I couldn't get it up so I had to give her the dry hump McGoo

by Jayba11s January 9, 2018

hump the bunk

Used to describe someone, some company, or some organization that gets the raw end of a deal.

oh, sweet Jesus, did Amazon ever hump the bunk.

by Ben Sisko February 1, 2010

The big hump

5 years post Covid-19, middle ground of 2020-2030 ae: the big hump

2025 almost over bro we’re leaving the big hump

by Percules6996 July 25, 2025

hump of the week

Wednesday; the midway point of the working week. Once over the hump, it's a downhill cruise to the weekend.

Jacob: Hump of the week!
Karen: Yeah, just two more days to go...

by Karen. S May 5, 2008

hump to the dick squared

(1) a gay foursome

(2) a cheap knockoff of hot topic. this is where preppy posers buy their gay punk rocker clothes.

(3) the achievement of humping a walrus in three different states.

example 1:
-Yo! Tara! OMG! Where did you get thoes sick pants?!
-Oh, at Hump to the Dick Squared!

example 2:
-Dude you are lookin finnnneee!!!! Wanna hump to da dick squared tonight?!?!

by allaroundperfect August 23, 2006

hump of the hippo

when two fat hermaphrodites have sexual relations, which resembles the "hump of the hippo"

"Man, did you see Carie last night at that party? She was totally doing the "hump of the hippo" with that fat chick from band camp?!

by yourmom,bitch June 16, 2009