Fake wedding: A celebration for women who have concluded they don't want to/might not get married but don't want to miss out on their 'big day'. A response to the fact that most women only want to get married for a) the proposal (flattering) and b) the party (more undivided attention). An opportunity for ladies to spend a foolish amount of money on a dress they will wear once, a decent hairdo, a massive cake, flowers, a chauffer-driven entrance, a good time for all their loved ones and a photographer (to capture the 'blushing' hostess in as much glory as her middle-age can muster). Ideally combined with 40th birthday celebrations to encourage the co-operation of one's nearest and dearest, as opposed being branded an 'asshole'.
You're invited to attend my fedding this April. (You'd better be there as I'll be having a whale of a time, whether you are or not, and the pictures won't look as good if I'm alone.)
by frezley December 16, 2011
Get the feddingmug. Short for the United State's Federal Reserve. The fed tries to keep the US economy under control by controlling banks and minting money.
by Nemrem February 16, 2006
Get the fedmug. 
by Little-willyy August 3, 2018
Get the Fedmug. December:I have made peace with march
Jc Pancake: nigga get your black ass outta here u a fed my nigga
Jc Pancake: nigga get your black ass outta here u a fed my nigga
by ×December Rejections× July 5, 2020
Get the fedmug. britney says "ew that girl is fake" then the girls best friend jenny says shoo nigga that girl ain't fake she fed!
by PBK 4 LIFE February 20, 2009
Get the fedmug. Short for “federal” but used as a way of saying that the topic is Information that’s kept it yourself; a secret
by Naaay November 30, 2019
Get the Fedmug.