Emilie is an elv in kosovo. is a albanian narrator, she likes to write about albanian history. She has started to write a book about her backround as a refugee from kosovo. her entire family is killed by the serbs! she hates them with all of her heart. therefore she is writing a book about how to take revenge. She is a nice enemy to the serbs and decides to only write a book so others can have the idea.
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Emilie the Elv in kosovo is on her way to albanian mafia
Emilie the Elv in kososvo woke up one day and was half albanian, half swedish, half norwegian and half marrocan.
Emilie the Elv in kosovo is on her way to albanian mafia
Emilie the Elv in kososvo woke up one day and was half albanian, half swedish, half norwegian and half marrocan.
by Yes man no man January 26, 2021
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“That vacation hookup? The full Emily=eMc3 Experience – she drove us off a cliff (metaphorically, thank God), battled her demons over brunch mimosas, stayed loyal through the chaos, and we both went down with the ship of bad ideas, emerging as legends in our own therapy sessions.”
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A 20 something year old boy who has a boyfriend named Alex.
Emil had a brother too his name was Edward but my best friend killed him.
A 20 something year old boy who has a boyfriend named Alex.
Emil had a brother too his name was Edward but my best friend killed him.
by Husband1 July 23, 2021
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Often characterized as silly, goofy, or illegal.
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by Textbook 11 December 7, 2023
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Often characterized as silly, goofy, or illegal.
Often characterized as silly, goofy, or illegal.
by Textbook 11 December 7, 2023
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