dirk

That cool gay motherfucker with triangular sunglasses. just hella gay. Also is dave's bro.

In the comic "Homestuck" by andrew motherfucking hussie

HOLY SHIT LOOK! It's dirk! Dirk strider!

by Fucktard Penisface July 10, 2018

dirk

used as a term of dissent when faced with an agrivating problem or person. Derives from the words jerk and dick

Get your hands off my sandwich, you dirk.

by Telha April 18, 2007

DIRK

a waste of space who will use your friendship to a personal gain, who then proceeds to talk about you to everyone and blocks you on social media.

1. What a dirk...

2. Dirk a dirk

3. How can you let someone dirk you like that.

by Mr Dirk Himself June 7, 2017

Dirk

Verb: to come back from insurmountable odds. to come back from a huge deficit.

I started out HORS, but then I dirked steve to win it HORS to HORSE.

by KingScilla November 22, 2011

Dirked

The act of physically or metaphorically pre-maturely orgasming on a person or situation. To make a huge mistake.

Oh no! I just dirked on your belly.
I feel horrible, i studied so hard. Despite my efforts i totally dirked that whole test.

by dangeray September 24, 2010

dirk

a person who is acting like a douche and a jerk.

quit being such a dirk. or dude, your a dirk.

by shaun f O. January 9, 2008

dirk

the condition of being ridiculously high and/or drunk

"Yo, I was in this shed last night and I was so dirk. I didn't even know where I was."

by dirkem May 22, 2005