that's the way the cookie crumbles 

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.

Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Al May 31, 2004

caught with his hand in the cookie jar

Seen by somebody while trying to take a thing that he/she was not entitled to.

"Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".

caught with his hand in the cookie jar by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003

that's just the way the cookie crumbles 

that's life...and life sometimes sucks...

that's just the way the cookie crumbles, that's just the way the dice roll...like in the superblondes song...

that's just the way the cookie crumbles by Andrew May August 13, 2007

eat the cookie 

A phrase to describe getting the short end of the stick, or being left holding the bag! From the literal: group of guys having a circle jerk "on" a cookie placed in the middle of the group. The last one to climax has to "eat the cookie".

John was the one left to eat the cookie when all his friends found chicks to hook up with at the bar.

eat the cookie by Craig September 2, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.

Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

that's the way the cookie crumbles by King Among Men May 28, 2004

The Cookie Cutter 

When anal sex is occurring and the receiving party defecates prior to the removal of the penis.

"I heard Tom gave her the cookie cutter last night!"

The Cookie Cutter by t0mb0mb March 31, 2008

The Cookie 

Referenced in jokes as “the person everyone cums on” during orgies.

The four men looked Tonya directly in her ocular nerve and said “you’re the cookie, tonight.”

The Cookie by Anyonmous Ass Cheek August 18, 2018