A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.
by Al May 31, 2004
Get the that's the way the cookie crumbles mug."Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".
by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003
Get the caught with his hand in the cookie jar mug.that's just the way the cookie crumbles, that's just the way the dice roll...like in the superblondes song...
by Andrew May August 13, 2007
Get the that's just the way the cookie crumbles mug.A phrase to describe getting the short end of the stick, or being left holding the bag! From the literal: group of guys having a circle jerk "on" a cookie placed in the middle of the group. The last one to climax has to "eat the cookie".
John was the one left to eat the cookie when all his friends found chicks to hook up with at the bar.
by Craig September 2, 2008
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Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
by King Among Men May 28, 2004
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